Monday, March 21, 2011

What's Wrong With This Picture?

I heard that a picture is worth a thousand words, so instead of having to type UGH over and over, I'm posting today's picture.  UGH!


Is this just unbelievable?   And no I'm not turning into a Dalmatian - that's snow on my naked body.

Did somebody forget that it's spring?  Officially?  As of the weekend?  Let's get together and kill that groundhog - I'll catch him and snatch out his gizzard if somebody else will agree to roast him.  I don't want to burn myself. 

The FM appeased me tonight by giving me two pieces of American cheese  and she promised that we'll do something fun tomorrow.  I hope so.  Today was just plain yucky.  Still, I take my responsibilities seriously, and even though it's nasty and wet outside, I patrolled the property several times before deciding that it's safe to retire for the night.  I did see some dangerous alien beast out there - it was too dark to tell.  Perhaps an extra-terrestrial.  I gave it several of my BEST "Get outta here" barks and chased it off.  The FM was very proud of me (of course).

She also said that it looks like I might really have a new home soon.  A real home, with my own family so I don't have to be by myself so much and be lonely.  I hope I get there before Easter so the Easter bunny brings me something.  I wonder if I have to file a change of address notice.  I'll ask Jimmy next time I'm at the Post Office! 

Tomorrow HAS to be a better day!

G'night,
Magee

2 comments:

  1. Hey Magee - So happy to hear you may have found your forever home! Please keep us posted...

    And great job patroling the property - you are one tough dude to be able to chase away extra-terrestrials :o)

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  2. That white stuff can't last for long ! Oh I may have found somebody to help you roast the ground so you don't burn your paws! I also think that the easter bunny may have an early gift for you.

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