The FPs were busy running around today doing stuff, moving vehicles and dogs and things, so I didn't get to do very much, although I did get to stay outside in my field, with my "hammock" and watch the wildlife for a while. Actually, I got to do that three times today, and I also ate my dinner outside, so it was like a picnic That was cool!
Just now, when I came in from one of my several "last" walks at night (I love to go in and out at night, especially since I'm allowed to go by myself and run around wherever I want), you won't believe what I saw sitting there on my couch!
Somehow, the FM managed to find a new brown spotted toy in a store today. It was SO beautiful ("was" being the operative word here, says the FM). It had really soft fur, with a little bit of sparkle to it, and we decided it was a koala bear. I grabbed it up the very instant that I saw it. Unfortunately, I did everything else at lightning speed too, and within seconds, the little bear only had one leg and no squeaker and his body was limp and flat. I'm not sure how it happened. I think it must have been booby trapped. Or perhaps it was possessed by an evil spirit. (FM here - Magee - I am pretty sure that YOU were possessed by an evil spirit, not the cute little bear)
I'm afraid I might really be in trouble now, so I figured I'd distract her by playing with one of the other ugly toys that I usually try to avoid.
I really hope my plan worked.
Guys - I'm doing my best to get her past this. I hope I didn't screw up our summer plans with the girls. I couldn't help myself - I HAD to shred the new toy. I don't know what came over me. Maybe it was sunstroke! After all, I was outside a lot today. I know - I'll look weak and dehydrated tomorrow morning and I won't eat my breakfast She'll be so worried that she'll forget what an ungrateful little wretch I am.
(Magee, have YOU forgotten that I'm right here reading this? Maybe you do have sunstroke!)
Oh. Yeah. Guess I have to come up with a better plan.......
Magee, I am thinking you are looking at this the wrong way, you are a tough bullmastiff who can't help his true nature.. You bring home the bacon so to speak. You would be the hunter for your family killing small but yummy things so your family could eat!! In fact the FM should revere this very great quality you have. She will clearly never go hungry with you around! And your staying in shape while practicing on the furry things she brings you!
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Oh MAgee, This shows that if the great squirrel chaser ever caught one he might know what to do with it....Now a car might be something else...and the fresh air and sunshine is great for helping a bullmastiff get healthy and show of his nice coat...So he looks good for the girls..
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