He Sleeps, FINALLY!

FM here.  The beast is finally asleep.  How he lasted ALL DAY is beyond me.  The squeaks, roars, chortles, the sounds of bones being flung around the room, and the death screams of latex toys were the order of the day.  The noise went on, uninterrupted, from about 6:30 this morning until now.  The only breaks (and they were brief) were when we darted outside between rain storms, and even then, we were never unaccompanied.  Apparently, it was my duty to keep track of the toys though, and when we lost one on the last walk there was near hysteria.  There we were, groping around in the dark, trying to find a black and grey latex toy.  He refused to leave the field without it. 

In addition to all the toy noises, there were the Magee noises.  He whimpered and hummed all day long as he moved his toys around, constantly rearranging them, tucking them into his lair, behind the chair, between the couch cushions.  He was never satisfied for long, though, and wore himself out slaving away over his toys all day long.  He barely took the time to eat, and actually tried to eat his dinner with one of the latex toys in his mouth.

I've created a monster.  But a happy monster!

As you can see Tank, he loved your idea of getting them all slimy and then lying down on top of them.  He's still perfecting his technique, but I think he's fast approaching your skill level!  How fortuitous that your dad has TRUCKS!  What could be more perfect?