I know you had lots of stuff when you came here, because you came from SK's house. But Magoo left some pretty cryptic notes about how he came here empty-pawed and wound up leaving with a boatload of stuff. I was pretty baffled, especially when he talked about all of his stuffed animals and other toys. What would he do with toys? And what were toys? I never had any, and I sure didn't come here with anything except myself and a big stink! Sure, I have some bones that I enjoy here (and the FM supplies me with new and different ones every couple of days so I have some variety), but I couldn't figure out the whole toy thing.
The first few days I was here, there were all these colorful things floating around the room, but I didn't know what to do with them. Then I was sick, and I really didn't care abut anything.
Today, the FM tried again. She brought out a big box full of those fuzzy things, said they were my toys, and I could play with them if I wanted to. Huh? Well, I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I figured I'd experiment.
O-M-G - WHAT FUN!!!! They squeak and moan and crackle, and I can throw them around and play with them. I can stash them in my lair (that's what I call my crate, now that I mostly use it to hide stuff that I roll up into my blankets). I can chase them. I can take them outside with me. I can carry them, I can snuggle with them - I'm allowed to do whatever I want. This is the COOLEST thing! I finally get it.
So, Tank, my friend, how are we going to carry all of our stuff with us when we hit the road in search of babes????
It's going to rain for the next two days, but I won't be bored! I'll have my toys.
Squeak, Squeak!
Love, Magee
Tank here-Magee MAGEE magee...Read carefully my friend! All the FMs in BM Rescue are ANGELS.
ReplyDeleteYou are allowed to BREAKDANCE by yourself. Do not include the FM in your craziness. No injuries or mud baths are allowed to happen to FMs. Tread carefully!!! Where would any of us be without our FMs. Next, it would be sacriligious to put a trunk or u-haul on a Harley. AC has all these potato and bread trucks and can move mountains of toys, treats, crates and stuff wherever you need. So relax and enjoy your toys, there the greatest. I love getting mine all wet and gooey and then sleeping on them. My favorite thing is ripping them apart to get at the squeak part. Then DC gives me new ones. She has an unlimited supply. Be on your best behavior. Your Pal-Tank
Hmmmnn..... toys are great but i still think that even though it is TRUE that FM's are angels... they still like a little break dancing!!
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