Oh well, what's life without another diagnosis.
This morning, the FM was REALLY weird- she was scurrying around my field collecting poop! She put it in a little jar (two jars actually) and then brought it up to the house! Yuck - WHAT was she thinking???? Everybody knows that poop belongs outside, not in the house.
Then she actually drove with it in the car - yuck, yuck, yuck! And then she gave it to her friend, like it was a present or something. She even put MY name on the bottles so that everybody would know it was mine. Can you imagine how embarrassing that was??? The indignity of it all nearly overwhelmed me.
The "good news" is that I have Giardia - it's some sort of disgusting parasite, but nothing serious or long-lasting - the FM was suspicious because I have a good appetite but I'm not gaining much weight. She said it's pretty easy to fix with just few days of medication - yup, more pills. Pretty soon there will be more pills than food in my bowl!
So, my hair looks better every day. My eyes and face look better every day. And the FM says if I ever stop coughing, I'll be able to drive around with her and run errands - that sounds like a lot of fun - I can't wait to go to the Post Office. Tank and Magoober both said it's a great place to go and they give you lots of hugs and kisses and cookies. Sounds like a plan to me. I'm doing my best to get well fast so I can start having some fun.
The FM said not to worry too much - everything I have is curable, and we're making lots of progress. She said soon I'll be all sleek and gorgeous the way I'm meant to be. She also reminded me that redheads are her most favorite color, so maybe I won't ever have to leave. She also reminded me to say that I am a perfect house dog - I'm neat, and reliably housebroken (not a single accident so far) and I know how to do stairs. Even spirally, winding ones. She also said that I should tell everyone that I'm very smart, and that I know exactly where the canister with my favorite cookies is, and I stand there starting at it when I feel the need for a little snack.
That's about it for tonight. Ihope whe I'm al better that I start having some fun adventures to report on1
Goodnight!
Love, Magee
Tank here. Magee relax a little. Never be ashamed of your poop-read my blog and learn. Next, it's much better for all your ailments to come out now, with your FM who can deal with it rather than a new home that can't. I'm a little upset you're worried about coyotes, never forget you are a fearless Ninja Assassin Bullie. You could destroy any 4 legged cur in seconds. Coyote, my left nu...oh yea, I don't have them any more either. Stay alert, we'll talk soon.
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Magee,
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I'm glad you had a wonderful time, I wish that someday I could spend a nice day with you guys since you all are very talented writers and I love reading your blogs.
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