Can you believe it - she actually caught me NAPPING in the sun today! The FM took a break from painting and crept down to my field in her sneaky little mom shoes and took a picture of me asleep!
Look at me - reduced to sleeping on dirt (and rejected leaves). This is clearly my punishment for ripping up the new toy last night. I knew she'd do something terrible to me. Help! Help!
I'm starting to wake up now, and realizing that I'll probably never be allowed back inside and I'll have to sleep in the dirt and eat old leaves for the rest of my life. All because I forgot to not eat my breakfast and pretend to be sick. How could I have forgotten about my plan? Help me!
Oh wait - I guess I forgot that I have a blue bed right behind me so I could have slept on that. And she wasn't trying to scare me to death - she was bringing me lunch so that I could be outside in the sun a little bit longer before the wind kicked up and it got chilly. So, OK, I was wrong.
And I did get to come inside again, as evidenced by my ability to blog tonight (she doesn't let me use the wireless connection). I can't help worrying about every little thing - I guess it's because I was abandoned in a blizzard in a parking lot. That gives a guy a lot of reasons to doubt his good fortune.
But, I'm inside, and I had my cheese and my last walk(s) - only three tonight - and I'm heading off to bed. In the interests of repairing my relationship with the FM after my murderous escapade last night, I tried to wash my two favorite toys myself. I'm not sure I succeeded, but I sure did try my best. I hope I still get to go shopping tomorrow like she promised.
you bath the toys but after laying in the dirt and leaves are you due for a bath yourself and how do you behave in the bath? If you had a little sister that is blonde would you treat her like your brown toys?
ReplyDeleteI'm a very good boy for my baths! When I first got here, I had four in a row - 3 different kinds of antibacterial shampoo and one girly smelling one, and then I had conditioner, and then I had a hot oil treatment, and I stood there like a statue for all of them. I'm very cooperative and easy to take care of. I think I'd really like to have a little sister. The FM said she's going to make an effort to introduce me to some smaller dogs this week, and the man who took care of me in the kennel before I got here said that I'm nice to other dogs if they're nice to me. I hate my brother - he was SO mean to me all the time.
ReplyDeleteGood ! Im sure there is a chicken or liver shampoo out there for you, to smell good for the ladies!
ReplyDeleteTank here...
ReplyDeleteHot oil treatment..chicken or liver shampoo..
sisters.. I might have to rethink my situation!!!! Magee you look great, so glad you are better. Stop over thinking every stupid detail. Relax, go with thew flow, let the FM take care of details. This Karen sounds cute and really likes you a whole bunch. Tank out