JUST A COYOTE? Are they kidding me? It's probably 400 pounds with fangs dripping blood. And they wonder why I keep eating leaves! I'm trying to poison myself before the wild beasts around here get me. I don't care about the 6 foot fences all over the place - what if the coyote has wings? Has anybody out there ever see a coyote? I'm going to put National Geographic on overnight....I'll watch until my eyes fall out - maybe they'll have a feature on Magee-eating coyotes.
(Yup - he may have a cold, but it hasn't impacted his vivid imagination. He did hear a coyote. He did survive - oh gee, what a surprise. I told him if his eyes fall out he won't be able to go back to the clinic to see his friends, so he's decided that he'll go to bed instead.)
Magee,
ReplyDeletewe need to have a little talk.. your FM, she is one TOUGH woman... now you and i know coyotes may be terror inspiring, but no coyote is going to face our FM... or she will clean the floor with the dead coyote.. no really i mean that ...she Will use it to clean the floor... you know how she is about cleanliness... so anyway you can relax when she is around...